Dear Brother Prayer

 You collected Sis Esther's number, but the only thing you send her on WhatsApp is Open Heavens, Daily Manna and scripture for the day

You'll never ask her how her day went.

Well done Sir

Every time you see Sis Ngozi, it is "God bless you Sister, more fire Sister, keep pressing in prayer till Jesus comes Sister"

She should keep pressing till Jesus comes , Sir if you continue like this, singlehood will keep pressing you till Jesus comes

Sis Ann told you you're looking good, your reply was "God bless you Sister, don't forget bible study on Tuesday"

You can't even compliment a sister correctly

One single romantic line for ladies isn't in your head.

It is your type that will end up proposing with "thus saith the Lord, you're my wife, marry me"

You're chatting with your fiancé and all you can talk about with her is prayer power, prayer fire, portals, dimensions, alignment, fasting....

Uncle, you'll soon be aligned back to the dimension of singleness.

This is how you'll marry, and be struggling to compliment your wife because you're not used to it.

Single romantic, you're not

Dear Brother Prayer

Loosen Up.

Being boring isn't how you'll carry fire.

You can be Romantic and highly Anointed

I rest my case.